Yummy yummy in my tummy

I hit Central City Park this afternoon to enjoy some of the scrumptious fair foods. Choices include everything from corndogs and pizza to pork rinds and chinese food. While I personally believe no one should eat such things as Chinese food or seafood at the fair unless they're asking for a stomach ache later, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. In honor of the food and this being Cherry Blosoom, my friends and I wrote just a few haikus:

Bland polish sausage
Covered with onions, peppers
Could have been better

Take a real big bite
Turkey meat rips from the bone
Lasts me all week long

Warm apple dumplings
Cold ice cream swimming on top
No calories, right? :)